Freedom of Speech

21 02 2006

BBC News
The ironies of Europe’s confused laws determining what is freedom of speech - one week we have everyone defending irresponsible journalists for printing cartoons that you could guess would be offensive to Muslims, and that have the (now fulfilled) potential of causing death. Defended on the basis oh freedom of speech. Everyone pats themselves on the back, and we remind ourselves how wonderful it is to be truly free.

A couple of week’s later we have a man coming to trial, facing 10 years imprisonment for voicing a view different to the mainstream, 17 years ago, in an entirely academic arena. The guy is David Irving, his opinion - the Holocaust didn’t happen. He’s a fruit cake, we are all aware the Holocaust happened. Ignore him.

If he starts addressing Nazi rally’s and getting people out on the streets waving swaztikas, that’s a different matter. He becomes dangerous. Then lock him up, for inciting racial hatred. But leave people free to speak their mind, regardless of the stupidity of their views.

        





Grunting ISN’T a dead language!

21 02 2006

Nine months in Mexico and my Spanish still really sucks!!! Why, you may ask?! Well, I have a few reasons I commonly hand out….!

I teach English - nobody wants me to speak Spanish!

I’m living in a new country, there’s just too much to be doing to be wasting time studying!

Bless the internet! I can chat to my friends back home, and download the Simpsons in my native tongue!

But perhaps my favourite reason is this! I have done a fair bit of travelling over the last few years. Thailand, Malaysia, Egypt, Sri Lanka…this list goes on. And you can’t really learn every lanaguage of every country you go to! You learn how to get by. And over the years I have developed an effective system of grunts, gestures and pointing to get what I want, and make myself understood! Sometimes it takes a fair bit of effort before the poor chap at the receiving end of my primitive communication skills truly grasps what I want. But I get there in the end. So to sum up - I don’t need to learn Spanish!

Ok, I admit it. I’m just really, really lazy. So much so that while the rest of you are evolving, I am actually devolving. Don’t let me breed - my children will probably swing from branches….





TEFL’ing in Mexico

21 02 2006

So just how easy is it to up sticks, change career and go live in another country, teaching English to the locals to make a living? It’s easy peasy easy! Just need a bit of motivation and a sense of adventure!

I’ve been living in Mexico City for just over 9 months teaching English and seeing the country during the plentiful time off you get as a teacher. I started off by taking a TEFL Teacher’s course at Teacher’s Latin America, chosen pretty much on location and price….the website didn’t look as professional as it’s competitors. No need to worry though, there were plenty of good things said about the instructor on Dave’s ESL Cafe, TEFL’s online bible, and both he and the course lived up to expectations.

It was just a two week course, as opposed to the four week’s that is usually standard for these courses, so at first glance the $1,000 it cost doesn’t look terrific value when you can double the quantity of tuition you recieve for just $500 more. But cost is always an issue, and of course you don’t just save £500, you save the extra money it would cost to keep a roof over your head and food in your mouth for those extra two weeks! And besides at the end of the day, I felt the course left me prepared enough to get out there working. I had no complaints.

Would I have been better prepared if I’d gone to another school and done the full 4 weeks? Maybe. I didn’t, so I don’t know for sure. But I wouldn’t imagine I would have started day one in the workplace with double the ability. It’s Day 1 that the learning really starts, regardless of the length of your course. That’s when it is for real, and it’s a job that you are being paid for, not practise students in a course that you are paying for!

The key thing is that your course provider gets you some work once you’ve finished the studying! It might take a few weeks to build up a full schedule, so going with a litle bit of money or a credit card is a good idea. Demand for English teachers is strong throughout Latin America, so there shouldn’t be too many problems getting work! Again, I had no complaints to make of my course provider. It’s also worth mentioning that you will probably have two options when choosing what sort of jobs you go for. Business English will have you travelling to businesses (funnily enough!) where you will teach students with a reasonable grasp of the language, and fluency with relevant vocab is perhaps the main focus of the lessons. Alternatively you can teach students in a language school. Their abilities may be at any level here, and lessons can be harder as grammar, grammer and more grammar are expected features of each session!

As a Business English teacher you can expect to earn three, four or even five times the hourly rate, and work 20 to 30 hours instead of 40 to 50 - that excludes time spent planning lessons. The down side is the travel time! In Mexico City that adds up….in my case I end up spending up to 50% more time on buses and metros than I do teaching!

Anyway, I soon had my first jobs, and marched off to GMAC and Intel with my new course books and audio CD’s. And yes I made plenty of embarrassing mistakes in my first few lessons….maybe there are even a few grammatical errors in this post! Don’t think for a moment that your excellent command of the English language means you know how to teach it! Just because you know what works, chances are (unless you’ve just finished school perhaps and grammar is still very fresh in your mind!) you won’t remember why it works! Modals, time conjunctions, phrasal verbs, idioms, subordinate clauses, blah blah blah….jeez, I’d forgotten there was so much to it!

You have to plan your lessons, if only so that you have a vague idea what exactly you are teaching the next day! But things get easier. You soon find you have also ‘learned English’, and after a while you are repeating lessons with other classes, or at least the subject matter if not the same course book. I’ve even gotten brave enough to create lessons from material downloaded from the net. Most recently the story of Nick Leeson to students who are legals in the banking industry. One can but hope they learnt more than just a few new words!

And that’s basically it! Your course provider should arrange pretty much everything for you…reception at the airport maybe, accomodation definitely, and a job afterwards hopefully!!! All you need to do is hand in your notice at your current 9 to 5, book a course and flight and have enough money in the bank for your first few weeks - £3,000 in my case, but that was more than needed really. I spent 2 weeks here before the course and then a month in the States, and still had plenty left a couple of months later to buy myself treats. My course fee and flight also came out of that!

Just one words of caution! Expect the job you get to pay for your living and a little travelling - you won’t be going home with a small fortune saved! That’s not the reality, regardless of what some would have you believe!





Mmmmm….Cochanita!

13 02 2006

Mexican food is hot, tasty and generally wonderful! But what will I really long for once I am gone? It’s only recently that I decided there were a few things I will genuinely miss, that I won’t be able to get in the UK. Not the real deal anyway!

Cochinita, a pork dish, with ground meat in a spicy sauce, so that it looks like a very thick salsa. Very thick! Slap it in a tortilla, add onion and special chilli stuff and voila! Muy delicioso!

Cochinita Recipe

Another great food is served on weekend mornings (maybe just Sunday, I’m not sure!). It’s a lamb dish, cooked in a very traditional way. The lamb is wrapped in banana leaves with some water, and placed over a pot in the ground with a charcoal fire underneath everything.

The first course is a soup, which is made from the water and juices that drips from the lamb into the pot underneath. Then the main event. The meat is so tender and so melt in the mouth. Wrapped in a taco with, surprise surprise - onions and chilli, you have the perfect late breakfast!

One other thing I have become addicted to….cups of corn! I’m sure it has a proper name, but it’s just freshly cooked sweetcorn in a polystyrene cup with chilli powder and lemon. Surprisingly tasty! Most Mexican add mayo and cheese but that’s a little too much for my taste buds!





Racism In Mexico

13 02 2006

Mexico has a reputation for being devoid of any racism….and I have to report that in my experience it’s true! Yay, a happy racism story! It doesn’t exist!

In my nearly nine months here I have not once been the target of a racist comment, The worst I have encountered was in a local burger place where I ordered my meal, and left to get some milk. When I returned one table was discussing the merits of Americans in general, a conversation inspired by my earlier presence and the mistaken idea that I was from the US! But still, the chat stopped when I returned, I didn’t get any evil looks…..if that is the worst I will see, then I think it’s safe to say there is no problem!

Ok, so I am white and from a developed country, and to be honest most racism is directed at people from an ‘inferior’ background, be it social or economic. I once held an English class where I set up five groups of three instructed to plan a manifesto for the upcoming Presidential election. One group did intend to deal with many of the city’s ills through an ethnic cleansing policy, whereby the corrupt, criminal and destitute were to be packed into the creaking, ancient peseros and driven to Guatemala! But it was said with humour rather than malice. I haven’t heard of any instance of genuine race hate so far. Maybe someone can correct me?

The cure to all Mexico’s ills?!

One last point….many Mexicans have a certain resentment to either (or sometimes both!) the US and Spain. The former for it’s immigration policy and treatment of illegals. The latter for it’s destruction of much of Mexico’s ancient civilisation and peoples. They did introduce smallpox and several other nasty tribe eradicating diseases. But it is a general resentment and not one they hold to any individual person.




Crazy Mexicans

8 02 2006

Mexicans are a funny old lot sometimes! A couple of weeks ago, the DF police caught the ‘Little Old Lady Killer’ at long last. They had been looking for HIM for about 8 years, had indeed covered the city with photofits of HIM, and then through sheer luck shortly after murder 20 something, they took HER into custody. To be fair, she was a former wrestler and pretty ugly…

Another thing that makes me laugh is the sight of several million people donning hats, scarves and gloves to get through this bitter winter….I’m just checking my temperature thingy now and can confirm it’s really cold. Hold on, no it actually says it’s currently 70 degrees outside at 10 o’clock at night! These guys have absolutley no idea what cold actually means! Ok, sometimes in the evening I put a light summer jacket on, but basically it’s T Shirt and shorts weather!

Crazy Mexicanos!





IE7 - Opera killer?

3 02 2006

I have been playing with the Beta 2 of IE7 for the last few days, and while it won’t have me changing my default browser away from Opera, it’s not bad! It’s interface is a lot tidier and more pleasing to the eye than Beta 1, and it now has some key features that brings it a good deal closer to Opera and Firefox on a techno front. It can of course accept customisable toolbars, which is one up on Opera. Live bookmarks being my addition of choice right now (Pluck).
I wouldn’t imagine it taking away any Opera users, but I could see it keeping current IE users happy enough to stick with them, and stem the flow of users deserting to FF and Opera. If it offers stability and security then it may even take a few peeps from FF, which has never been tops for advanced user experience in my opinion. Without the extensions it’s a very bare browser, actually behind IE7 on features. Start loading too many extensions, or the wrong combination, and I have always founf it to be buggy and likely to crash at any given moment.

So why should it be an Opera killer? Nah, it won’t be, I just couldn’t think of a better headline! I do think it puts a little pressure on the geeks in Scandinavia to up the ante and put some technological distance between then and the boys at Redmond.

I am hoping the rumoured Widgets in TP2 will be the answer!

Ask for working copy of IE7 Beta 2.